PR team behind the anal stuff is insanely good, like how did they do it? I always found it gross for obvious reason.
Agreed. Armpit fetishes are weird and gross to me, but they’re a distinct rung down from “I want to shove my face between someone’s asscheeks and aggressively mop up microscopic flecks of their shit with my tongue.” I’m giving ass-eating people the side-eye if they make fun of armpit people.
i doubt the people who eat ass give a fuck what you think
they eat ass
It is not for them we give them the side eye.
It is to inform everyone else around them.
The Feast of the Ass has been celebrated since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.
You know you can wash your ass, right?
You can also wash your armpit, and your armpit doesn’t fart.
Yes it does.
Nor does it dispense literal shit
Yes it does.
What kind of armpit are you using???
Yes, and my comment was assuming the partner washed as a baseline – unless it’s to the standards I wash my fucking toilet bowl with at least.
Washing helps remove fecal matter, but anyone giving analingus is still lapping up microscopic shit particles off of someone’s asshole.
how did eating ass ever get this mainstream in culture
It just democratizes Fecal Microbiota Transplantation. Power to the people!
It’s tighter, and it’s “taboo.” Every other aspect is a shade of gray (brown?), but those are still two really solid selling points.
Is it the poops and toots? I bet it’s the poops and toots.
I always said that and people say I’m weird. It’s DISGUSTING!
My last cat…loved armpits. Anyone’s armpits. If you were laying down he’d come pretend to cuddle up, then slowly inch his head into your pit over like 5mins. Then after a few seconds of sniffing his ears would go flat back, eyes rolled up, lips peeled back and make this snuffling grunting noise that you’d associate with an old man sniffing a young girl’s panties. He’d start drooling and quivering and his tail would be all over the place…and you just kinda had to let him do his thing for at least a few minutes or he’d try and attack you.
It really made the first time a new partner slept over awkward when they’d wake up in the middle of the night being perved on by a giant grey tabby…
I don’t understand lemmy posts that aren’t about star trek or linux
can someone put this into comic strip form so i can understand it
Is this armpit?
armpit loss sounds like a very weird disease symptom
how would that even work
Does tim buckely ever regret unleashing this thing upon the internet?
Edit: i’ve done some archeology here, look at what i found, it mentions sars: https://youtu.be/CJullQaDzS0
i like how one person singlehandedly turned shitposting comm into a hornyposting one
Be the change you want to see
ig lol
not that i’m complaining much tho tbh
People keep saying this, but i’ve been following this community for quite a while now and its always had a fair chunk of horny posts.
nsfw != horny
Maybe beans’n’jeans make you feel a certain way?
Maybe beans’n’jeans make you feel a certain way?
Being all accusatory like it didn’t jazz you up…
It is the beauty of few people on lemmy
Any kink that’s associated with a preoccupation towards a natural body part that everybody has is a vanilla kink.
In the grand hierarchy of the internet, this is basically a vanilla preference. People acting like it’s a ‘Level 99’ boss are definitely overthinking it.
Now you guys are gonna think I’m crazy when I tell you about mine.
I’ve got a boob kink.
All this hornyposting tells me that Violet isn’t getting enough sex
i dont have a horniness refractory period
there’s no “enough”😔
May you find someone with a similarly insatiable sex drive! 🫡
Good lord, how many armpits do you have!?
I need to find someone like you in my area, I’m trying to lose myself and sex is generally a good way to do so but I need to get my hetero on. Plenty of gay/bi dudes ready to get down but not enough good horny straight/bi lady’s.
Incredibly relatable
You must get up very early
F in the chat boils’n’goils
That’s because LemmyNSFW is dead, R.I.P.
Oh yea, for Violet: There’s some new NSFW site based of piefed now, where you can do horny posting.
Wait…what happened to LemmyNSFW?!?
Owner went missing.
Damn…yeah, I’d heard it had gone down and the owner was unreachable, didn’t know it was still down and they were still MIA. Hopefully they’re ok.
No way someone sketchy didn’t slip through and mess everything up. They also can’t afford
Can’t afford what?! Server fees? A close look at the files on the server? To give up on their dreams?
Interrupted by work bs. They could not afford to maintain the servers as well I’m guessing. As well as too weak moderation.
Link or didn’t happen.
The “not male, but outwardly pro male” angle tells me it’s fake.
Like, do y’all grope the pits or are they just like a visual thing? Not judging, just like to understand how peoples kinks work
visual and smell for me. if i see a dude out and about wearing a tank top i cant help but look at his pits area and think pls raise your arms for a second and give me a pit slip + wonder what they smell like, lol. thankfully i have a bf who is down to do whatever i want so i’m free to sniff and lick his pits as much as i want.
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good point. only the pits of the men i find attractive turn me on. same goes for all physical features really.
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You misunderstood their reply.
I mean no one finds people that they find unattractive attractive, man or woman, do they?
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Um, maybe for a second to see if they are attractive or not, but that’s about it.
“What you looking at”
“You”
“Why”
“To see if I know you or not”
“Well you don’t”
“Yeah I know that NOW”
Fair enough. Seems Napoleon-pilled
You are paying my therapy bill.
do you have preferences? Do you like them shaved, hairy, muscular, tatted, sunburned, sweaty…?
sweaty hairy and obviously no deodorant
Do you get tour bf not to use deodorant for you?
Some guys will do this, some won’t. The ones who find it “gross” are the worst. The guys who don’t ask any questions are the best.
The ones who find it “gross” are the worst.
“Finding it gross” in the sense of judging you, or if they think they themselves are gross if their pits smell? I dislike when I can smell myself, so I wouldn’t acquiesce (often), but I wouldn’t think that you are gross for liking it.
I’m getting so much knowledge out of this thread
Love that you found something that works for you, and a person to do it with!
Now I wonder what things I might like that others find gross
It’s mostly visual for me. Like when a woman lifts her arms, it makes other things more appealing, so there’s an association there.
On the lucky occasion I’m with a woman who doesn’t shave, I just want to pet it, like if I could pet a squirrel. Like, what even is this? It’s so rare and adorable.
Anyway it’s times like this I think I should have an alt account on Lemmy.
Okay that was gonna be my follow up. Guess I’m glad people are starting to lean back towards natural body states.
Yeah I kind of miss the discussions people would have back when internet forums were a little more anonymized. We’re trading that for some other values so at least rest assured there’s a non zero amount of people here uninterested in going through your post history for possible arm pit related comments.
Yeah, but what if I become famous for writing children’s books one day? Then I’ll feel like a dummy.
Make it a children’s book about pits and you’re gold 👈😎👈
Smell is a big part of attraction for me and the two places you can get the best smell of a person are pits and bits
I like to lick them. It’s not like a huge must, but if my face happens to be in that area and the arm happens to be raised to allow access, eh why not.
that just sounds ticklish 😂
I’m ace I think all the things people do because they’re horny are weird
I’m ace and I have a morbid fascination with fetishes. A lot of them can be ‘explained’ by power dynamics, but then you get stuff like licking armpits that’s completely incomprehensible to me, and I can’t help but wonder what happened there. In like an evolutionary sense.
No kink shaming though. The homies can lick my armpits
Licking armpits is a power dynamic. It’s often degrading or humiliating to the one doing it. Same reason I want to lick a beautiful woman’s feet. Also it’s an intimate act that you do with someone you love and trust. At least for me.
I know multiple people into kinks/fetish/BDSM who are asexual. Not all pleasure from these things are sexual for everyone.
i’m fucking bricked bro
I’m not ace and I still think all the things we do because we are horny are weird
same
u wanna get ur butt sniffed or not
Absolutely not lol
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t horny all the time
down girl
Ngl, thought this was going to be about pitbulls
Like that:
Or like that:
pitties smell better most deef
I see you haven’t experienced pibble farts.
dog farts are dog farts no matter the breed in my experience. had a corgi who’s farts could strip paint.
I have next to no sex drive so essentially any kink sounds absolutely crazy to me. When I took that bdsm test I got 97% vanilla lol
like idk if I’m ace or not because I dont dislike the idea of doing it with someone, but like my drive to do it is really low compared to how other people describe it
I’m also on estrogen, progesterone, an antidepressant, and 2 different kind of anxiety meds and they are probably a factor worth mentioning
Plenty of ace people feel completely neutral towards sex, not actively disliking it. Some ace people even choose to have sex occasionally because their partners enjoy it, and they personally do not object.
Ultimately whether the label fits you or not is your choice, but there may be a community of people who share your position.
Yeah all those meds can have sex drive impacts, so that’s definitely going to muddy the waters, but you need your meds so it kinda makes your medicated state your status quo. I’ve got ADHD which has it’s own sexual complications and antidepressants as well and I feel like sex isn’t particularly important to me, like I’ll have it if it’s going down, but not bothered if it’s not. But for me it’s like I almost wish I cared more? Like I miss the days of being a dumb horny teenager but just a fleeting thought, along with the rest of my fleeting thoughts… SQUIRREL!
I don’t see the appeal in armpits, but I like feet so…
And basically all feet gross me out, but I tongue punch the fart box, so…
Nobody in the US uses a bidet, so it’s a no for me unless she just got out of the shower
Bidets don’t use soap, so I would hope anywhere in the world you’d set the shower as the minimum standard
Dude was out here trying to throw shade at the US only to admit he prefers to eat a slightly rinsed asshole.
I think for those people that’s like a fine developed umami
I wash with soap when using a bidet.
Bidets traditionally do to my knowledge. Mine doesn’t, but I don’t have the space to get one of those nice, porcelain standalone ones with the dedicated soap and dedicated towel that I’ve seen in videos online.
Someday… 🥺
Hm, maybe country specific. The ones in Japan for example never have soap.
Bet you like unseasoned food, too?
I use lots of spices actually. I add Cajun spice to rice.
Every toilet in any house I own or rent has a bidet. It’s so much more hygienic than toilet paper.
Lots of people do. It’s just not the standard for some awful reason.
Pits strong and vulnerable and powerful and flexing bicep and posing and ribs and waist and little hairs and smelly warmth gahhh i need to sink my teeth in
Whatever makes you happy, I’ll stick to feet.
Proof that armpits are peak
