The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 23 hours agoGo ahead and reward yourself with a very small cookie, or maybe a string cheese.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square188linkfedilinkarrow-up1738
arrow-up1738imageGo ahead and reward yourself with a very small cookie, or maybe a string cheese.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 23 hours agomessage-square188linkfedilink
minus-squareisleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·12 hours agoPlease. You don’t use exercise to lose weight. That’s what bootleg weight loss drugs are for.
minus-squarevodka@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 hours agoYes, please go buy peptides on aliexpress for this
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoNo, no, no. Peptides are to magically speed up healing of random damage in your body by orders of magnitude! They’ll help you add weight, because you’re building muuuuuscle!
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 hours agoI went with the knock-off tidepods to save a bit. Should be close enough.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 hours agoWhat is wrong with good old-fashioned cocaine?
minus-squareKaligalis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoPervitin® is better for boring housework.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoYes but what would you recommend for fighting cops?
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoI’m skeptical it works for me, but I suppose I’m open to being proven wrong.
Please. You don’t use exercise to lose weight. That’s what bootleg weight loss drugs are for.
You got it, boss
Yes, please go buy peptides on aliexpress for this
No, no, no. Peptides are to
magicallyspeed up healing of random damage in your body by orders of magnitude! They’ll help you add weight, because you’re building muuuuuscle!I went with the knock-off tidepods to save a bit. Should be close enough.
What is wrong with good old-fashioned cocaine?
Pervitin® is better for boring housework.
Yes but what would you recommend for fighting cops?
I’m skeptical it works for me, but I suppose I’m open to being proven wrong.