The Eternal Swirly. A lot of boomers deserve nothing less.
We can say it. The conservative ones.
Wonder how much the plumber’s invoice came to.
If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”
Salesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”
Need at least 3 cpf
AnY tHiNg BuT tHe MeTrIc SySTeM
Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
Cremains. They’re just colloquially called ashes.
And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
I love it when she lets me use the joke hole
Maybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.
I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a crummy toilet can flush a handful of Powdered Grandma™*
* May require multiple flushes
Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.
Most conservatives slide right down like it’s where they came from.
Rest in Shit, Grandma
Rest In Piss
Ashes isn’t the best thing to throw into the toilet.
Sprinkle a few in with every bowel movement. Easier on your toilet, and more poop exposure for the remains.
Eating Grandma’s ashes would cut a lot of hassle and time…
Anyone want some bone-apple tea?
The apples really bring out that boney flavor.
I didn’t eat grandma while she was alive, why would that change once she’s dead?
Maybe she’d be alive today if you did.
Or take it as a fiber supplement, 1 tbsp every morning with water
Yeah they’re supposed to sit above the water
it is floating, gradma ate lots of fiber
or she’s a witch
Who are you so wise in the ways of shit?
We still have to experiment the theory of the dead Grand Ma being a witch. Does anyone have a duck?
Small rocks.
Bread!
Possibly a very small rock
True. Nazi ashes are!
Terrible for both the environment and your sewer system.
Why the environment? Ashes are fertilizer
Human ashes are not a fertilizer looked this up years ago, when I was obsessed with finding the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of human bodies. Something to do with with the balance of nutrients, as well as the salt and ph levels I think makes it toxic to plants. I’m pretty sure that’s right but I know its toxic pretty sure its a mixture of those things.
Depends on dosage. I thought if scattered reasonably it was just not overly effective but ultimately not really a problem either. Crematorium gardens seem alright so I doubt the ashes can be overly toxic.
As with anything, the dose makes the poison
Circa Survive intensifies
So perfectly safe to flush, your sewage is not going straight into the environment. It’s either treated or held in a septic tank and disposed of after it’s emptied.
Sure some stuff may get out of either system, but the dose makes the poison as they say.
I wouldn’t plant tomatoes in a mix of compost and human ashes, but if I scattered it across a whole field of tomatoes there would be no impact.
I like you.
Conservatives are terrible for the environment. Confirmed.
“Terrible” is overstating it.
Taking “Rest in piss” to a more literal level
Seeing the Ukraine-flag colored face mask, this hat to be a troll, to make the left look bad.
I kinda thought Bernie write-in was the only good option in 2016. Not that I understand how anything works
Whether they “look bad” depends on how you feel about flushing grandma.
I have a small, 3" urn of my mom’s ashes, and ten years later when I was offered the same for my dad, I declined. It doesn’t mean anything to me, and at the time, I had actually misplaced mom’s urn.
Slava Ukraini!
Sooo many people falling for obvious bait. Or are there additional levels of irony I’m not grasping?
Trolls trolling Trolls trolling Trolls …
Found the Trump voter
What is the bait?
Classic shitpost.
Based, but i wouldnt post it online, because it might be illegal.
How is flushing ashes illegal?
They’re ashes of a person. Some places have laws against the desecration of human remains that would apply to ashes; flushing them down the toilet would probably count
Since when are nazi carcasses considered “human” remains?
Since always. We can call people with insane political ideologies something other than human if it makes us more comfortable but the fact of the matter is that the scummiest most vile people in history are still human, and writing them off as “well they were a monster, completely inhuman” disarms us from the very human evils that we face today.
Here in Sweden you can’t keep human ashes. It’s illegal. I’d imagine flushing them would be a problem too.
Can’t have shit in Sweden.
Human remains aren’t allowed to be kept. I’ve no idea about human faeces.
Now I have an image of a swedish home having grandma’s last shit in a jar on their mantelpiece because they weren’t allowed to keep her ashes
What if it’s both?
I think combining the remains with faeces is probably illegal, because you aren’t allowed to debase them.
I was thinking of if a person was eaten and then the faeces was the remains
Really? So you can’t keep the remains/an urn of their ashes? Does that also apply to things like when they make gemstones from ashes?
According to Skatteverket, a deceased must be cremated or buried within a month of death. If they get cremated, then the ashes need to be buried within a year. There can be exceptions, the page says
- Should the relatives be in disagreement about funerary arrangements
- In case a relative is unable to organise it, e.g. due to sickness
- In case a survivor is to be buried alongside
- In case the departed has donated their body, e.g. for science
No idea if you can turn loved ones into gemstones here, I’d assume not. I’d also assume that if you’re waiting with burying the cremated remains of someone because they’re to be laid to rest alongside a loved one, you’re also not allowed to keep said remains at home.
That makes sense, it’s just blowing my American mind, where an urn on the mantle is extremely commonplace. My brother and I both an urn with our mother’s remains, for instance.
Right? I’ve a friend in England who has a little urn with some of their mother’s ashes. I’m personally planning on keeping my dog’s ashes when he passes. However, apparently keeping a human is a no-no.
Sweden has this rep of being very liberal and free, but there’s a lot going on here that’s baffling. We’ve got some of the highest drug related deaths in Europe, and every single party in parliament is for the heavy criminalisation of drug use. It’s like the one thing they’re all agreeing on. We even did some stop-and-frisk for a while!
I bet the ashes thing is an old law, probably based on religion. I’d imagine they just never saw a need to change it, and too few people cared about it to ask for it to be changed
why? now you don’t have them anymore!
jävla förmyndarsamhälle
Ingen aning. Du får ha aska från djur, men man får inte ha mormor i en urna i bokhyllan. Skulle gissa att det är en religiös kvarleva.
troligtvis hygienskäl
Det är inget ohygieniskt med aska.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Um, would this not clog your toilet?
no
This guy has disposed of a body before.
Blend you with tofu, mix with a paper slurry to make recycled paper, print copies of the satanic bible on you, place those free bibles in hotel rooms in LGBTQIA friendly tourist destinations during pride, rip out your pages and burn them with charcoal on a grill where I cook grilled vegan food that i give to the poor, while Macklemore is playing… AND BE DOUBLE WOKE DURING ALL OF IT!!!
i’m not sure how i feel rolling blunts out of grandma satan bible pages
I think it sounds metal as fuck.
yeah but gramma was more into prog rock than metal. i don’t want to get her ghost going
I would have taken a shit on it before flushing.
Maybe he did, but granny is taking all the praise by blocking the view.
Conservatives are so narcissistic!
ain’t that just like op’s granny (she was very fat)
This is dumb.
What you should’ve don’t was use the ashes instead of salt to help grit your sidewalk.
Or make what I like to call “trauma smoke bombs” for the next protest
Beware the certainty of youth.
I threw my moms ashes in the trash. Not entirely because she voted for Trump.
I’m really sorry. 😥
Sorry for what? That my mother voted for Trump, went so far down the Q Anon hole that she publicly spewed anti vaccine propaganda, ultimately caught a bad case of Covid while having basically all of the high risk morbidity issues, barely managed to survive, then spend the last 2 years of her life as basically an invalid and ultimately die surrounded by garbage and dog shit?
Yeah, sorry that all that happened to you. Sorry that your mom wasn’t a better person. Sorry that you had to lose her in that manner. Sorry that she was dumb and/or brainwashed enough to essentially sign her own death certificate. Sorry she didn’t have the mental strength to get help. And last but not least sorry that you had to clean up a house full of garbage and dog shit. I’m sorry she wasn’t a better mom. Nobody deserves that. :(
You seriously don’t have kids…
What does that have to do with anything. I do btw.
You would be flashed yo wc too
I didn’t flush her cremates down a toilet, I threw them in the trash. Got tired of looking at the box they were delivered in, sitting on the floor. Most grandparents remains get thrown out. We move on, our remains only mean something to a limited group of people.
