Stephen Miller got into politics only because his arms were too weak to choke out prostitutes.
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And I’m not even a couch
The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.
An actual lich, an 80s game show host, and the day shift manager everyone avoids being alone with
“The reason women and some couches cover their drinks”
FTFY
Why does the guy on the left side of the photo seem so evil. Like I don’t even know (or at least I don’t remember) his name.
Like… omg look so close to putin
Stephen Miller on CNN actually said he considered djt to have limitless power (plenary authority) and then awkwardly froze as if he hadn’t wanted that to slip out. I wouldn’t pass the salt to any of them if they asked politely.
Stephen Miller? Yeah he is actually one of the more evil of the bunch. Most are grifters and dont believe in anything, but Miller is a true believer. He really does believe in all that white supremacy shit and will turn the US into a minor nation if it means making it ‘all white’.
Stephen Miller. I’m hesitant to call people evil but… he is. He’s more or less the USA’s shadow president - he maneuvered himself to be Trump’s right hand man and has the clown president’s trust for many domestic issues, particularly anything related to hurting and abusing non-white people.
I compare him to Heinrich Himmler, who was Adolf Hitler’s right hand man for most of Nazi Germany’s existence. They’re both equally pathetic, hate filled men who are responsible for causing a Holocaust. They even kind of look similar.
He is Joseph Goebbels reincarnated.
He is the grinch who mandated Christmas.
Those are 3 reason why the US military should be kicked out of the EU. This is like having the fucking Russians in your backyard again.
This isn’t a shitpost, its a pro life tip
My dog covers her waterdish when these clowns’ names come up on TV
This isn’t a shitpost, its a pro life tip
An anti-abortion tip? I’m gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way
It’s just the tip!
My very favorite game!
…of the shitberg
This is a shitpost.
If you want to protect your drinks from them, you would be making them yourself, keeping them inaccessible at all times and drinking them only in private spaces.Throwing you drink in their faces is the only safe thing to do.
Make sure you’re using a heavy glass and to throw it with the drink.
Won’t that just end up giving them excuses?
Steven Miller looks like some movie baddie from the Soviets back in the 80s.
And why couch covers exist.
I’m a dude and this photo alone cause me to cover my drink
I instinctively went to cover the nearest drink. Now my neighbour thinks I’m a creep for busting her door down in a bathrobe.
Show her the photo. She will understand.
I have already done so. We’re now going door to door, showing the picture and ensuring that all drinks are covered. It’s turning into the weirdest date of my life. Not complaining tho. Just didn’t expect Kegbreath, Couchfucker and Temu Dracula to get me laid.
Can we get a halmark movie about this please.
This is the Christmas movie I need
Still a better love story than Twilight.
I am a dude and this photo reminds me of just generally keeping my eye on dudes like this in bars, back in my 20s, and either getting staff to remove people like them when I see them slip the roofie, or cause some kind of scene and functionally do it myself.
These would be the kind of guys who would think their furtive, shifty, jumpy checks of their surroundings aren’t easily noticeable, not confident or bold or smooth enough to do it with the finesse of essentially a magic trick.
They’d be the ones too cowardly to actually, meaningfully throw hands, instead just act indignant and screech, all bark, no bite.
Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed
PeeWee Himmler
i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player’s point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.
On the ultimatum note… there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn’t know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I did see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn’t seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn’t want him hanging out with other women, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven’t seen him since, it’s been like a decade.
If you went back ~10 years and said this image from the next Austin Powers movie, depicting the new villains, people would believe you.
I’m genuinely amazed at how naturally evil they look. You don’t even need to know who they are, you can tell just by looking at them that they’re arll pieces of shit.
The sad thing is Miller looks the most normal in a banality of evil sorta way, Hegseth looks to be made of grease, and Vance looks I don’t even know WASP Appalachian white trash I guess.
It’s not even that they are necessarily inherently fucked up looking, but they have all fucked up their appearance in one way or another. Hegseth needs to lay off the makeup, Miller needs to grow a stache or something, and Vance needs to accept he has perpetual Babyface in the worst way possible and grow a full beard two inches long minimum.
Vance has a Babyface because he just recently left the clone tank peter tiel grew him inside of.
That’s normal. Vance is just a golem thiel has been regrowing over and over for thousands of years.
Damn, Seth Green really aged poorly.
Stevie
Benny
I hate that I like his suit
You should like it, you paid for it. Also, looking the part is the entire reason this guy has his job.
No i didn’t
It would be a shame to ruin it.
Although the middle one is kind of the go-to Dodgy Used Car Salesman outfit.
