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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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You can only joke about things that don't bother MMMEEEEEE

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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    I’m sure Charlie is looking up at them with pride.

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    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Look at this photograph

      Every I time I do it makes me laugh.

      How did his hand get so red,

      and what the hell just went through his head neck?

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    I did not find pleasure in seeing a man die, but holy shit the comedic timing of that bullet for maximum irony was just astounding. It’s the equivalent of Trump getting struck by lightning immediately after saying “I did not fuck my daughter, and if I’m lying, may god strike me dead!”.

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        Is that Alex Jones?

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          No, it’s just Alex Jones’ skin.

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Necks Minit…

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      I would not call it pleasure, but satisfaction?

      Oh hell yes. This is what justice looks like.

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    Edit: glad that hateful cunt is gone.

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    The right wing has always had a massive victim complex.

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      Boo hoo, your favorite podcaster got murdered. Damn snowflakes cant take a joke.

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        Not like anything of value was lost anyway

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    CK was basically all the Willy Wonka brats rolled up into one… like if Wonka made a fruit gusher or somn

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      Oompa Loompa doopity doo… someone needs to finish this, I couldn’t come up with one.

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        [Intro]
        Oompa loompa doompety doo.
        I’ve got a story of caution for you.
        Oompa loompa doompety dee.
        About a man spreading hatred with glee.
        [Verse]
        What do you get when you are spreading lies?
        You say guns don’t kill, but we ve got eyes.
        It would be a disgrace, if for a change of pace.
        You-instead of kids- got shot in the face.
        [Outro]
        Oompa loompa doompety da.
        You harvest hate if that’s what you sow.
        Instead, you could spread, happiness too.
        Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do Doompety do.

        This was created with non artificial stupidity

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          Organic stupidity is the best stupidity.

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            Yup. I’m officially using this for when an organic computer creates things.

            -Made with organic stupidity.

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        I figured it out

        Oompah loompah, doopity doo,
        Someones got a bullet for you.
        Oompah loompah, doopity dirt,
        Get ready for your neck to squirt.
        What would you do if you were a right wing chode?
        Get killed by a fan giving you a load

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          What are you at when you’re arguing crap? Soon you will take a big. Dirt. Nap. Sleeping six feet u-under.

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        Ompah loompah, doopity dirt; When you’re wrong about gun violence, someone will make you squirt

        That’s the best I’ve got so far, but it doesn’t flow with the rhythm

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      Dammit now I want chamoy gushers

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        Fuuuu… they have these?

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          A dude at the local farmers market makes them and it can’t be that hard to get the ratios or times or whatever right. But I’ve dissolved si many skittles I just stick with gummi now. My rec: chamoy twin snakes for the best sour treat you can get right now.

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            Sadly for me I’ve recently fucked off far far away from North America. I will have to see what gusher innovations they have here with feijoas and such

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    Charlie Kirk memorials be like:

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    Guy basically killed himself.

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    a good fascist is a dead fascist

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    The First Amendment is only for white male Conservative evangelicals, don’ch’a know.

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    Charlie Kirk. C. Kirk. Captain Kirk. Starting to make sense? /s

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    is this how left wing people think dark humour works?

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      no. it’s how non-moron people know charlie kirk cultists work

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      The humor is in the irony of a guy famous for accepting that access to guns means society must have a tolerance for people getting killed by gun violence getting his throat blown out while discussing gun violence. The darkness is having no sympathy when you know you should be concerned another person was struck down by gun violence, but just laugh and say “fuck you Chuck, you reap what you sow”.

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        oh yeah twas quite funny

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      What does dark humor mean to you? Please illuminate us.

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        what does it mean? offensive jokes :) I find a lot of them funny

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          Okay, so here’s a random joke: A gas station owner asks me whether I’d like leaded or unleaded, and instead of either, I call him a “N%%%ER”, because he’s black, and tell him he should go back to Africa. And say I claim it’s funny, because it’s unexpected and extreme! But also just a joke to be edgy - I’m not “actually racist”!

          Would you agree, and find that to be dark humor, or just offensive? Though exaggerated, that’s pretty much what many people deal with in terms of conservative “humor”. Aside from being offensive by any normal view, the secondary crime is they’re not even funny; just baiting for “offense”.

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            if no one laughs it’s not funny but the left changed

            https://m.youtube.com/shorts/AAkxn4YuQBI?ra=m

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              While I agree with cutting down on “Rtard” as a flippant insult, I haven’t even seen significant uptick on that preference in the left. It’s more likely to me it was seen once, and demonized by the right because it’s easier to hate on some phantom censorship-adjacent concept than it is to have a genuine opinion on something.

              The trend of hallucinatory demonization, like “Trans kids are terrorists” or “There’s rampant voter fraud from immigrants” or “You can’t say Christmas anymore” certainly tracks with the rest of the right’s viewpoints.

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                it’s definitely not cool, plenty of people banned on lemmy for ‘ableism’

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      No

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    you know what would be really funny? if charli kirk were a guatemalteca.

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    Say what you will about him - at the end, he leaned left

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        One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

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      He died doing what he loved, being wrong about about gun violence.

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        One might even say he lost the gun debate the hard way

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          He put his money just down and a little left from where his mouth was

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            he put his money where his mouth was and if it had been down and a little left it could have causvented so many problems

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      wet ass throat

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