Fortunately, I don’t have a “favourite influencer”.
We lucky few
We band of brothers.
We Charlies in the Chocolate Factory.
Mine’s the C Virus, Gammainfluenzavirus
Next you’ll be telling me that my favorite prawn actress didn’t actually take 100 krill in a single night.
I don’t mean to shock you, but that story sounds a little fishy.
Whale, whale, whale.
Guppy guppy guppy
I didn’t know Adam Savage had dachshunds.
Myth busted, I guess.
Why anyone signs up to listen to these “influencers” will forever elude me
To quote a young John Connor: we’re not going to make it, are we?
Of course not, my favorite influencer has three dozen sugar gliders as part of her ferret hybridization program.
My favorite influencer is a dog.
Best influencers 🐶 ❤️
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