As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck the bot.

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    Furries: “You need a chatbot to e-fuck? Pathetic. We just draw or commission ourselves railing our S/Os or friend’s characters like God intended.”

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    China can now switch up their factory production lines without human intervention in the dark and you’re inventing a somehow even less interesting way of masturbating to your phone

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    A: Wanting to sext a chatbot is pathetic and is absolutely harmful to developing social skills for anyone at any age.

    B: It’s going to be lame as hell anyway. Gpt sucks at creative fiction. Ask it to write a short story and it’ll be the most blasé shit imaginable.

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      No matter how much AI tries, furries will never have their job of being massive sluts stolen.

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    So would computers get a new hole for this? or would we be expected to use one of the old ones

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    Looking forward to chatbot logs being introduced as evidence in court in family law proceedings.

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    Oh boy that’s gonna be fun for people.

    ChatGPT, probably:

    Oh boy aren’t you in a naughty mood? 😍😱🤪 Give me some ideas what you want to do, we could:

    • go at it like 🔨 and tongs
    • get a little more ⛓ about stuff
    • the Cleveland Browns are the only NFL team whose name does not end with an S
    • talk about the vulnerable parts of the human and strategies for access
    • just make things up as we go along! 🍆 🐿 🦵🏽

    I think I just gave myself an innie.

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    No matter how weird and repulsive you think your desires are I promise you there’s a community of people who will ERP with you.

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    That was the only outcome if you think about. Whether intended or not they first created in many people addiction to romantic interactions with this bot and then suddenly forced them to go cold turkey. People are now having withdrawal symptoms and looking for alternatives such as self hosting and tinkering. Given enough time they likely will find more niche solutions than chatgpt. So openAI is trying to move fast to capture the majority of these people into a money trap.

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    … on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck the bot.

    Surely this decision will have only positive effects on this this problem.

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    I see that we are reaching the braindance addiction segment of our cyberpunk dystopian slide.

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      Zuckerberg is gonna achieve the first iteration by enabling a porn mode to the Meta AI and adding it to the MetaVerse (Does that still exist?)